I'm a cancer, I'm shy at first, and I can be extremely strange.
I live off of dr. pepper, mac and cheese, and the KRAKIN


I wish the world could see who you really were, you disgusting, perverted, self pretentious, lying piece of shit.   

And trust me, if you cross me they all will.

me: whats your opinion on tampons

little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings

me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys

little brother: why

me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina

little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those


little brother:

me: that is a fantastic point